Recently, NOBTS students began noticing some new fixtures around campus - speed "bumps." According to Hal Sing, Director of Campus Operations, the new "bumps" are intended to promote safer driving on the seminary campus.
Students, however, are not pleased.
"These new speed 'bumps' are ridiculous," railed one unnamed student. "It's one thing to install speed bumps. It's another thing entirely to install speed 'mountains.' I ran out of gas trying to get over one."
Speed mountains indeed. GoatKeeper researchers confirmed that the new Seminary speed bumps are now the highest spots in the city of New Orleans. Higher even than Monkey Hill.
Seminary officials insist that the speed bumps are intended to promote safety on the campus, even while watching as car after car swerves over bushes and curbs to avoid the "mountains."
GK
Students, however, are not pleased.
"These new speed 'bumps' are ridiculous," railed one unnamed student. "It's one thing to install speed bumps. It's another thing entirely to install speed 'mountains.' I ran out of gas trying to get over one."
Speed mountains indeed. GoatKeeper researchers confirmed that the new Seminary speed bumps are now the highest spots in the city of New Orleans. Higher even than Monkey Hill.
Seminary officials insist that the speed bumps are intended to promote safety on the campus, even while watching as car after car swerves over bushes and curbs to avoid the "mountains."
GK
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