Although a bit late for Halloween, NOBTS is finally reopening the doors of it's very own haunted house. As of this weekend Scarey Hall will be open for business.
"We're a bit behind schedule, and we missed Halloween," said Director of Operations Hal Loween, "But we're just happy to have our main attraction open again."
Apparently, Scarey Hall is a major source of income for the Baptist Seminary. Female students pay to live in the haunted house at exorbitant rates -- rates which seem less scary only when compared to the outrageous rates at the very un-haunted Courtyard apartments.
Male students at NOBTS claim to have seen monsters and other beasts entering and exiting Scarey Hall prior to the closing due to Hurricane Katrina. "I just hope they close the Scarey part of Scarey Hall after Halloween season," said one student, "It's just downright terrifying."
GK
"We're a bit behind schedule, and we missed Halloween," said Director of Operations Hal Loween, "But we're just happy to have our main attraction open again."
Apparently, Scarey Hall is a major source of income for the Baptist Seminary. Female students pay to live in the haunted house at exorbitant rates -- rates which seem less scary only when compared to the outrageous rates at the very un-haunted Courtyard apartments.
Male students at NOBTS claim to have seen monsters and other beasts entering and exiting Scarey Hall prior to the closing due to Hurricane Katrina. "I just hope they close the Scarey part of Scarey Hall after Halloween season," said one student, "It's just downright terrifying."
GK
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